The Rich Jerk

Let's get something straight. I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious. And I'm lazy. And I don’t care, because I'm FILTHY RICH. I'm much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short. I make several million dollars every year on the internet, doing almost nothing. You can see some proof here but please keep the drooling to a minimum. Have you seen proof like that anywhere else? Didn't think so. Do you make that much money? Didn't think so....